Another Tissue Please...

What is with common cold? Why do I catch it so soon? A person in proximity so much so sneezes, in few hours I have a running nose. Why is to so contagious? When I'm with someone who has real talent at making money, why cant some of that rub off on me? Why isn't money making skill as contagious? Some one sits in a meeting room, talks something that nobody can actually decipher, he just points his finger in all directions and says something that sounds really intelligent and voila! people are listening to him and think he is really smart. The minute I open my mouth people are half deaf. Why cant I catch that talent when I'm in the same room just like I catch this God damned cold? In a concert my favorite band threw autographed T-shirts and cricket balls, why couldn't I catch one of them? I'm in a conversation with a bunch of new people and this really cute guy says something that was supposedly funny. Why didn't I catch it? Everybody else laughed except for me! If only he had sneezed.