Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Every Day is a Winding Road

If Bangalore traffic never ceases to surprise you then the traffic police are not far behind. Of course, we can never doubt their ability to manage this crazy and ever growing traffic, but maybe they are not thinking clear or the pollution might have got them. If anybody wants to defend them, then think of the Richmond circle flyover. It is believed that it has a record of being probably the only manned flyover in the world. For people who are still thinking "why?", let me tell you that flyovers are not only built to avoid traffic congestion but also to reduce signals and help the police. And now, they go a step ahead and confuse all the commuters going past the centre of the city by reversing all the one ways. First day it felt like the traffic police is trying to play hide and seek. They hide the route to your destination and you go round and round and finally reach your destination or end up where you began. On top of that, the bus commuters now have to stand in the opposite direction of the bus shelter, while the shelter beams with all the glowing ads clearly visible, I guess the advertisers will be the only people who wont be complaining. I've never seen a single road being divided into two opposite one ways. A narrow one way is now open for vehicles in the other direction. If you are not careful, you might slam into a barricade, for which no effort has been taken to put warning signals of their presence. Now my favourite pass time is to find out the shortest path to home, or sit and think where I want to go and how do I reach there. So now I ask, is the Bangalore traffice police trying to test our intelligence or gloat theirs?

PS: If this has any resemblance to any of the "sunday" articles, then its purely co-incidental.

10 comments:

Krish said...

Hmmm..everyone cursing b'lore traffic !

ok...me not coming there....


//while the shelter beams with all the glowing ads clearly visible, I guess the advertisers will be the only people who wont be complaining.//
Good thinking :)

have fun!

Sujit said...

Yeah.. bangalore traffic is getting worse day by day!... explosion is bad.. but there is way to make things proper which i think t.p is trying to take care... but not in an efficient way.

In the simplest case to find shortest route.. find using dijkstra algo.. if not.. and have certain constaints say.. I want to reach home in 1hr so what should be my route?.. how do you soleve it??.. ask Bangalore police.... just kidding.. something call k-shortest path algorithm will do it!

sinusoidally said...

First time on your blog...

I have been in Bangalore only once that two for a day and I was impressed by 'so much' traffic. Btw I read the post 'he is coming down the mountain'...it had me in splits!

Anonymous said...

Really good to get an update of the B'lore situation...coz I'm sure allergic to pollution, but now I think Indian government will introduce inter-district planes to fly people around, coz even the flyovers don't seem to work for them....especially if police are becoming jobless, then we would better let them open traffic control in the sky...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Sorry Deepu, I know that was a bad pj, but your blogs are really interesting to read as they show the common man's thoughts of real developement in a developing country like ours...Its got so much truth in it, that makes it down-to earth girlie....I enjoy it to the maximum.

kickassso said...

LOL! i was over at Banglore for the weekend, and yeah, traffic is strange:(
heck, the concept of a circle on a road was alien to me till now:D

Aswin Anand T.H. said...

lol...you should start thinking about "travelling sales person" problem...

Sheks said...

yet another post about bangalore's err....bengaluru's roads!

first time here.the template's one of my favs(though i dont use it).drop in to my space sometime :)

Julius Dhandapwni said...

Long time no blog ! Please, you shoudn't keep fans like me waiting for too long. Too much work at HP ?

Anonymous said...

Hey Miss, come on... We're waiting for a new post! Don't keep us waiting too long. :)

Anonymous said...

hey updates needed...plz