Friday, June 10, 2005

Musings

I see a rickshaw emitting a thick exhaust smoke, flaunting a sign "Dont Pollute the Air" yeah, like saying "leave that work to me". Jerk!This is heights of absurdity!and I think of these..

Height of rip off: 8 candies in Sweet World at Forum cost 68 rupees!
Height of torturing employees: More than 2 meetings per day. Even worse, scheduling a meeting to discuss what to be discussed in the next meeting.
Height of irritation: When 3 people come into my cubicle, and chat aloud with another team mate, in a language that cant be understood.
Height of absent-mindedness: My Brother-in-Law walks past me, looks at me, but I failed to even recognise him!
Height of stupidity: Wearing my favorite white dress even if aware that its going to rain that evening.
Height of Laziness: So lazy to cook even if hungry, that I rather eat an apple and go to bed.
Height of happiness: could I be anymore happier than what I am now?
Height of mixed feelings: Mrs.Indira giving me a big bar of chocolate.
Height of smartness: Caught daydreaming in a meeting yet again, but this time I said "I was pondering over the points you put forth,I think..blah blah"
Height of expectation: Expecting a treat from this friend of mine.
Height of gluttony: Ate so much of home cooked food, another bite would have ripped my stomach apart.
Height of addiction: One whole day without chocolate made me depressed enough to kill myself.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

dont get so depressed my frnd....i'll take care of that last thing after i come back ;) .& abt that stupidity...dont think that way...Njoy doin 1 of ur fav hobbies.....DRESS!!...u can buy more 'n' more. :D ..anyway its a white dress..it will get washed in rain ;) u have to worry if it is colored.

Anonymous said...

How dare you give such lame excuses.
U think ur too smar ahh?
I'l take care of you

Anonymous said...

Hey this time, the "ur manager" wasn't me !!

Joviel said...
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Joviel said...

That's a gud idea for a post!
smiles @ Height of irritation: When 3 people come into my cubicle, and chat aloud with another team mate, in a language that cant be understood.
Happens to me all the time coz I don't get a wrd of tam ..:)

Unknown said...

Hey sanju, dont worry I have a big stack of chocolates,I was just testing if I can live without them. But I will be waiting for your package :D

Thanks apps,as I write this I'm suffering it.

KAD said...

You know the amount of chocolates I have here!!! Carried my entire stock and then found that my fridge in my villa also had chocolates. How I am drooling over it all!!

Unknown said...

Are you just gonna drool or will you ever eat some?!! They have an expiry date my dear.And besides, isn't that fridge shared? Better guard your stock ;)Give me an idea of how much you have stacked.

KAD said...

You know I have some chocs that have been lying in my fridge since the last 3 years!! And I don't keep any in the fridge here. All are stacked up in my almirah. I would say about 2.5 kgs of chocolates.

Blah! said...

>I see a rickshaw emitting a thick
>exhaust smoke, flaunting a sign "Dont
>Pollute the Air"

Its like the various advices the so called "elders" give us the "young", they never use it themselves. its easily said than done. height of hypocrisy !!

later n stuff

Unknown said...

Yikes!!3 years!Open the wrapper, you might see worms growing on them.Good that you aint eating them or you'll fall sick.

@kars- so true!!Like its ok to be married at teenage but its bad to have a guy as a friend.

Anonymous said...

hey where is the newest post i saw just now????

i-me-myself said...

Heights of amazement - Watching people around acting wierd, and immature, and silly (at a time and place when they shouldn't be doing that) and wondering how they manage it.
-Very irritated me! :)

i-me-myself said...

Agree with the wearing the wrong clothes thingie..most of the time the clothes we wear depends on what our mood, doesn't it? You wore your favourite white dress, I wore my sandals in rainy weather and had to wallow in dirty water overflowing from one of b'lore's infamous drains on a rainy day. (I know you'll disagree with dirty and rainy in the same sentence, considering how much u like rain, but nevertheless :))

Anonymous said...

>> I see a rickshaw emitting a thick exhaust smoke, flaunting a sign "Dont Pollute the Air" yeah, like saying "leave that work to me". Jerk!

I remembered douglas adams (hitchhiker fame) when i read the above words .. you do have a flair for comic writing, u can earn millions from it u know ;)

Unknown said...

When ppl act immature, its really irritating.Sometimes I lose my temper at such ppl.
You are right, sometimes what I wear depends on my mood and on that day I was happy and feeling very peaceful :)Its sad that rain's consequence is dirty water. Now I dont like to walk when it rains coz dirty water overflows on the road due to construction and repair work and vehicles splash them on me when I do :(

Unknown said...

@Daggereyes- Thank you so much. I must improve my writing to earn anything on this, but thanks for the motivation :)

Anonymous said...

please! talk abt over enthu visitors!!!!!! they can write anything!!!!!!!!

Keshav said...

Height of insanity: Even thinking of buying candies from Forum! Anything at that mall is over priced!!

I am learing to be like Kanishka!
Crap!

Unknown said...

I didnt buy them, but still felt the prices didnt make any sense!!
They are smart enough not to tag the display boxes with price.

Rajdwip said...

the watch man is back..thats what the world is fren..every one is watching u..not a moment of privacy left unless u live in a far off jungle or mountain...

1 . when u r at office ur colleagues watch u

2 . when u r at home ur neighbours watch u

3 . when u r surfing the internet hackers watch u

4 . when u r walking the passersby watch u

5 . when u r talking over phone , somebody might not watch u but some body is surely trying to overhear u .

6 . every person has interests over other's life except his / hers ..there lies the origin of rumours n gossips .

So where will u go...????